Zompire Dracularius has fallen out of news recently due to the recent hoopla over concussions. Here is what Hines Ward had to say about Ben Roethlisberger’s concussion after their loss to the Baltimore Ravens: This game is almost like a playoff game. It’s almost a must-win. I could see some players or teammates questioning, like [...]

Is Zompire Dracularius spreading to the rest of the NFL? It’s quite possible. Based on the Texan’s fans, it appears that Houston is at risk: The Detroit Lions have also had some strange activity. I don’t think it’s quite Zompire Dracularius, but something is definitely wrong here… Not having a brain… or a head even… [...]

After some further investigation it has been found that Tarvaris Jackson has tested positive for Zompire Dracularius. Clearly he has troubles with coordination, which is a reflection of the zombie in him. He also seems to disappear at times, which gives away his vampire side. It is possible that Zompire Dracularius has spread to the [...]

More reports emerging from Minneapolis indicate that Jared Allen may possibly have Zompire Dracularius. Add a cape and the vampire is all there, but I’m not seeing the zombie. He is far too active off the line, so I’m guessing he doesn’t have Zompire Dracularius. Allen’s teammate, Jim Kleinsasser, is someone that appears to be [...]