Is Zompire Dracularius spreading to the rest of the NFL? It’s quite possible. Based on the Texan’s fans, it appears that Houston is at risk:

The Detroit Lions have also had some strange activity. I don’t think it’s quite Zompire Dracularius, but something is definitely wrong here…

Not having a brain… or a head even… now I understand why Detroit is so bad. When asked about the increasingly likely possibility that Zompire Dracularius is effecting the level of play in the NFL, Roger Goodell responded with, “ Braaaaaains…. BRAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!” Who knows, maybe the Lions will be the first team exported to Europe. They’re all crazy over there anyway.