Zompire Dracularius has fallen out of news recently due to the recent hoopla over concussions. Here is what Hines Ward had to say about Ben Roethlisberger’s concussion after their loss to the Baltimore Ravens:
This game is almost like a playoff game. It’s almost a must-win. I could see some players or teammates questioning, like ‘It’s just a concussion. I’ve played with a concussion before.’”
Well Mr. Ward, perhaps you should consider the long term effects of getting a second concussion within a certain time frame after getting the first. It can cause permanent brain damage. Since you seem oblivious to such reasoning, I believe you not to have a brain, and the only way you can’t have a brain but still play football is…. Yep, Zompire Dracularius strikes again! Clearly the players that have sat out of games after suffering a concussion can’t have Zompire Dracularius because they HAVE a brain.
Speaking of Ward, he was voted the NFL’s dirtiest player this year by current NFL players in a poll conducted by Sports Illistrated. He received 11.6% of the votes, and the next closest was Albert Haynesworth with 6%. I find it hard to believe that someone without a vicious disease as Zompire Dracularius could be voted the dirtiest player in football.