Minnesota Men’s Basketball dropped like a rock in the latest AP Top 25 poll, leading to allegations that Zompire Dracularius could be the cause of it. Tubby Smith replied directly to these allegations.
“We’ve had some recent issues. Our boys had a little too much fun at Disneyland prior to the start of the tournament games, and came in contact with a foreign virus, but everyone should be fine from here on out,” Tubby Smith said.
This has caused concern among University of Minnesota students, especially ones that regularly attend basketball games.
“I’ve always been a big supporter of Gopher basketball,” said one fan, “but if they’ve got Zompire Dracularius then I don’t know what I’ll do. It’s hard to get excited over a team that loses a lot, and the Gophers always seem to let me down in March.”
Will this be a lasting issue, or will the Gophers manage to shake off the infamous Zompire Dracularius and return to their winning ways tomorrow against Miami University?