Once again Ochocinco is in the news again for his crazy antics. Recently the NFL fined him for wearing a gray poncho and black sombrero after catching a touchdown.
What does this have to do with Zompire Dracularius? I think this could possibly be a sign of the origins of Zompire Dracularius. Could it be that Zompire Dracularius is from Mexico? Vampires have history in Mexico, and date back to the time of the Mayas. Vampires have also shown up in Mayan art and literature. So where are the zombies in all of this? Well, according to a reliable source there are already zombies in Mexico! Case closed.