How will Zompire Dracularius affect tonights game?

Tonights game featuring one dead team, riddled with Zompire Dracularius, and another team that seems headed to the grave as well. If the Steelers lose to the Browns tonight, then coach Tomlin’s comment of “unleashing hell in December” will come true… Hell will open up, swallow the Pittsburgh Steelers, and then slowly digest them, where they will rot alongside the Cleveland Browns.

Zompire Dracularius

If that doesn’t sound like a sure-fire way to come down with Zompire Dracularius, then I don’t know what is. We’ll see tonight if the Steelers can resist Zompire Dracularius, or if they will succumb to it like so many athletes have…



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