There has been criticism of Randy Moss after yesterday’s game versus the Panthers. Apparently Moss has been slacking recently. For example, he was sent home Wednesday after showing up late for a team meeting, and in the past two games Moss has appeared disinterested and ineffective.

I think by now you know where I’m going with this… yep, Randy Moss has Zompire Dracularius. It doesn’t seem like it has gotten to Tom Brady or Wes Welker yet, but it seems to have hit Moss full-fledged. His recent game against the Panthers was terrible:
1 catch, which he fumbled, some drops, and a general lack of effort

I would say that classifies as a Zompire Dracularius performance.