The Zompire Dracularius epidemic has finally been contained. It appears that it has gone as suddenly as it came. Hopefully Zompire Dracularius will not evolve into some other mysterious disease, but nobody knows if that will happen. Thank you all for reading, and if Zompire Dracularius ever emerges again, I’ll be here to cover it. [...]

There has been criticism of Randy Moss after yesterday’s game versus the Panthers. Apparently Moss has been slacking recently. For example, he was sent home Wednesday after showing up late for a team meeting, and in the past two games Moss has appeared disinterested and ineffective. I think by now you know where I’m going [...]

Will the Gopher Basketball be able to avoid the same fate as the Steelers? After Thursday’s game against the Browns, the Steelers are all but screwed… and infected by Zompire Dracularius. Things are not looking good in Pittsburgh. The Gophers on the other hand have shaken off their infliction of Zompire Dracularius, and seemed poised [...]

Tonights game featuring one dead team, riddled with Zompire Dracularius, and another team that seems headed to the grave as well. If the Steelers lose to the Browns tonight, then coach Tomlin’s comment of “unleashing hell in December” will come true… Hell will open up, swallow the Pittsburgh Steelers, and then slowly digest them, where [...]

Once again Ochocinco is in the news again for his crazy antics. Recently the NFL fined him for wearing a gray poncho and black sombrero after catching a touchdown. What does this have to do with Zompire Dracularius? I think this could possibly be a sign of the origins of Zompire Dracularius. Could it be [...]

Often times it can be difficult to tell if someone is infected by Zompire Dracularius just by how crazy they are. However, I think in this case it is pretty clear… look at this picture and try to tell me that this person isn’t crazy: Yes, I do believe that Joakim Noah is inflicted with [...]

Tonight’s game feature the New York Jets and the Buffalo Bills will prove to be an interesting one… for all those in the state of New York. Whats more interesting though is a recent tweet by Terrell Owens: “Sometimes, especially during ma games, I get this… this… irrquenchable hunger. Normally I thirst for, ya know, [...]

Minnesota Men’s Basketball dropped like a rock in the latest AP Top 25 poll, leading to allegations that Zompire Dracularius could be the cause of it. Tubby Smith replied directly to these allegations. “We’ve had some recent issues. Our boys had a little too much fun at Disneyland prior to the start of the tournament [...]

Zompire Dracularius has fallen out of news recently due to the recent hoopla over concussions. Here is what Hines Ward had to say about Ben Roethlisberger’s concussion after their loss to the Baltimore Ravens: This game is almost like a playoff game. It’s almost a must-win. I could see some players or teammates questioning, like [...]

Is Zompire Dracularius spreading to the rest of the NFL? It’s quite possible. Based on the Texan’s fans, it appears that Houston is at risk: The Detroit Lions have also had some strange activity. I don’t think it’s quite Zompire Dracularius, but something is definitely wrong here… Not having a brain… or a head even… [...]